Ghosts of Halloween Night
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. The ghosts come out for a walk after a year resting ...
Or that's the roll that you have, because the truth is that I'm used to seeing ghosts everywhere and that does not mean I'm like the Niñatillo that the Sixth Sense (Haley Joel Osment, I think it was called, but that's another story) because I usually see ghosts are alive and kicking ... In fact often brag about how and with whom colean ... Yes, I suppose you have got the kind of ghosts who want to talk about such a day like today, in the prelude jelobuin night, that kind of ghost that says "last night I rode the three foreigners, a brunette, one redhead and one blonde with tits like the heads of silly boy ... best thing is that when I took about 3 hours to give you stick, and they were tired, and called her friends at the residence, which were even more wenas ( always are), and spent all night pim pam, pam pim ... "...
AND, OF COURSE!! ONDE VAAAAAS?? TO FACE WITH FEET OF ANOTHER PERSON?? AND YOUR MOTHER SAYS YOU WERE WATCHING A MOVIE WITH YOUR FATHER?? And aunt Q FURTHER KNOW IS YOUR AUNT OF MURCIA! (OR ANY ROMANIAN DEL REY 2000)!
Po truth is that it is best to go along these dangerous ghosts, because for the simple fact of being alive is be feared as fear of the dead is like being afraid of grass ... "I'm afraid you grass? (oh, I think the grass is rising, and comes to me! ).
Finally, considering again that I improvise all the way, is more than likely that I forget some kind of ghost, but even so I will dare to make a small classification (I hope that I forget the comenteis me on this blog)
Let's start with the classification:
1 .- "CARPET OR THE PHANTOM CLASSIC: This is the most abundant, and is the typical size of the Titanic often speak of his powerful penis. Surely you have met more than one that has said something along the lines of "bah, I think that anyone at that measures less than 25 inches is a pichacorta not like me, ask my girlfriend, I have it and to stinging ... " and other atrocities of style. These people usually take a shower in his underwear at the gym for fear of discovery of the sad reality ...
2 .- "CASPER" FUNNY OR THE GHOST: This is my favorite, because you have to laugh with him when he tells you and him when he goes ... It's the example I gave at the beginning, the specter of unbridled sex, which tells you in a week it has 4 women of different nationalities and from every orifice of their bodies (of which, of course).
This is also a very common type of ghost. Are not usually seen with women who are not old friends with whom it has nothing to do. (Although you talk about how good she is in bed, her friend "as" and friend "is").
3 .- "BRUCE WILLIS OR THE FAMOUS GHOST: It is the one that says you know all famous for the one you feel most interested ... For example, if you say "is that I birth the eye with cross and line," he will say "well yes, and the best part is they are very good people, because I was on holiday in Barcelona for 4 years and were in the same hotel, and to actions for me and all, I loved it when John was imitated Michael Jackson ... " Carajote, 4 years ago you went to a camp with us and high school! So does for singers and athletes: "When my uncle was cutting the grass in the neighborhood where he lived Davor Suker, I went with him to Davor stay home, I invited the Croatian typical lunch every day, "Claaaaro, typical lunch Yugoslav countries ... shell with herbs, not?
4 .- THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, and any other site because it says it has given 4 times around the world, which has been in Beijing, Moscow, New Orleans, Madagascar and even in the Algaba, the mu Joio! do not know where he gets the time to go so many sites to their age (less than 300 years!), for you to know it was the end of year trip to Italy, but know nothing more of it ...
5 .- RAY KINSELLA O THE PHANTOM ATHLETE: (for the not so "cinéfalos" say that Kevin Costner's Ray Kinsella in "Field of Dreams") is a true ace in everything that is proposed in sports ... "If I'm not in Madrid is because they have not seen" and "Fernando Alonso?? A lentorro bugger I won a bike when he was in karting!" Always gets hundreds of goals in his league, but then wants to join your team because it is "overloaded" or because "I'm too good for the level at which you play."
6 .- "BRUCE LEE" O FANTASMAESTRO MARTIAL ARTS: "That guy is a shit, I eat it with potatoes" - "but if you measure two quarters more than you, and weighs 40 kilos more !!!!" - "Bah, hit him and beat the other day and I can do it again "is the guy who brags of being a killing machine, do not mess with him or just gut you with his scary eyes ... It is the strongest, and is an expert in boxing, Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, Jiujitsu and ballet, to give deadly arts. Insúltalo and see. "(see how you intend to throw a chair at a distance)
7 .- THE PHANTOM OF THE Uncle Scrooge: Mu also typical, is that supposed to million to provide loans to the bank in Spain, and not vice versa. Typically, this individual has spent all the money from the gigs (which entered plug because it has no studies) in grants to 8 kilos and some shirts Emidio Tucci to blend with the car. Guaperas goes (even uglier than a pestiño pisoteao) showing off the car and money, if your home only eat tomato soup, because he has no money with what gasoline costs. There is a hard, has more traps than the headquarters of the Fantastic 4, but the girls who are their victims never come to understand, like taking car.
8 .- THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: that was a ghost, it will continue, because the ghost never lesson. Is the one that when you win something, you say "if you get to pick 2 years ago I let a fool, because there was nobody in the world better than me" That tells you if the guy is 21 years ... is that the years do not go in vain ...
9 .- THE PHANTOM MENACE: Very common is also this kind of ghosts. This is the ghost that surpasses ANYTHING THAT ANYONE CAN OVERCOME, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health ... Say "I ate a lot yesterday in the Chinese" and answers "sure is not na Compare yourself with what I ate, I ate a donkey stuffed sparrows, and to shell", or you say "I deo hurts the foot of the leg the other day in football ", to which I say" bah, na but you have stories, pain, to me, I spent a steamroller on both feet 4 times in a row, and here I am , I have not "Rail ...". It is very common even if what you say happened to your friend, he will respond with a savagery that has "passed" a friend of his, which means that if you speak in first person, will respond in person, if not, no.
As you see, all the examples I have written on the basis that these ghosts are men, and this is because women are generally not as ghosts and men ... usually the woman who excels in anything is the least you'll talk about it, and that's a sign of intelligence, because as the day my father said, "in community, never show your skills" ... and it is a truth as a temple, because if vouchers for something, everyone will ask you do, whether a pardon or a job "imitating Raphael" "Do it again, have you not seen my cousin, for example, and those things are so angry.
is also true that women have not talked about ghost ghosts because women among them, and as I am not a woman (who has very large tits!), I have never heard any claim to something, because they prefer to show off visually before that orally (usually the presumed it is better not to talk, and let them remain sexual myths before losing all its charm lie kill yourself trying not tell you how to spend 200 euros weekly Llongeras)
(also a woman can not say "I have two breasts like two zeppelins " not be true, because to them it looks better than us ... FORTUNATELY)
Anyway, I'm tired of writing, but if I missed any typical ghost, just write in the blog. And it would be better not to name names, they probably all know who we are referring in each case ... We see another day like writing and accumulated boredom. GUR BAI !!!!!
By José Antonio García Márquez, October 31, 2005, posted on my space messenger:
http://spaces.msn.com/members/farruck/
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