This is a story that appeared in a class of pathophysiology in a conversation between a great character and I (as if I was or was not ...)
This personage, as most of you know, it Paco, yes, "no, no, no, no, no, I'm Utrera pa!! Also known as Patxi, Tupacón, Clark Kent or Pacuna Fox, leaving less than Dracula in the morning, a source of inspiration for Gongora and a catchy name so we took songs almost every day (and "almost" is because I do not see to the days!)
Both at that time we were particularly affected by our testosterone, and there were few ladies that we are not provoked a rise in blood pressure, we will, as now and ever and ever and centuries!
Then I decided to computerize this story, a theory which, despite being very simple and obvious, accurately reflects reality openly (in the ass you squeezed) (if I say, bust) of a disease more common than a fag Telecinco, yet least recognized that hemorrhoids. Yes, gentlemen, I speak of farruquismo with all its variants. And their clinical manifestations and treatment and all, we, for inclusion in the agenda of pathophysiology. Well, I roll up like a blind, I copied the text written in ancient my folder:
FISIOPACOLOGÍA OF FARRUCO:
CLINICAL :
HIPERFARRUCOCITEMIA: A disproportionate increase in blood farrucocitos. It is a very common disease, especially in men aged between twelve and old age. This increase in turn causes an increase in blood volume, which leads to increased cardiac output, and to compensate formed elements are removed from the blood, including red blood cells, causing anemia.
This usually occurs because of forced sexual teetotaler, but this does not imply a weakness, since the farrucocitos increase muscle capacity, since, as they say vulgarly, I "brutalized."
This massive increase farrucocitos and everything This involves altering all body functions, especially the endocrine system, although in extreme cases can cause kidney dysfunction, which may be diagnosed by FARRUCOCITURIA, ie, presence in urine of a high concentration of farrucocitos.
SYMPTOMS: Occurs tetanization myotonia and not in any muscle, but specifically peripúbicos muscles, and promotes the filling of the cavernous bodies with blood with 99% of circulating farrucocitos, triggering a strong uncontrolled erection.
The only solution to avoid these symptoms is the "self-medication" but the relief is only circumstantial, and that despite the removal of massive amounts of farrucocitos, this causes a sympathetic nervous system stimulation, stimulating stem cells from the farrucocitos situated in the spinal cord and medulla, causing again a farrucocitos huge increase in offsetting the fatigue (or state of fatigue) caused by self-medication, which is followed by a transient penile botulism due to hypotonia. The circadian cycle produced will close after a new erection.
TREATMENT: It takes place in specialized clinics, and should cost around forty euros in addition to the sheets.
It is known that this disease has so far not resulted in deaths directly associated only with other birth defects. If I were mortal, could not apply my theories about it!
Anyway, that's all. Since I am a fat little boring and mostly student, you may write again soon ... Until then!
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