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REDUCTIONS OF THE ABSURD

Many of you have heard of the famous "reduction to absurdity" typically Rafmasteriana (in the ass you the nail) ... Well take care, that is a very contagious disease dialectic, an illiteracy which begins with the attempt to forcibly bandwagon and ends with a practice in the use of art knowledge and absurd nonsense that can leave you socially very emaciated.
Although not all patients are (we) affects the same way, as the intellect (or lack thereof ...) is a factor to consider in this disease, and is responsible for the two variants of this social disease:
Type 1 or "RAFMASTERIANA TRUE" is not to think, which is necessary to make the mind completely blank and close the doors of knowledge, then reopen it, let a word or phrase at random and close it again. It may seem easy, but it is only for very experienced minds, or, as in the case of the patient zero "for minds to be discovered.
Type 2 or "THINKER SICK": In this case, the poor patient's mind has real potential, but can not use it properly, limiting the reduction to the absurd and becoming a machine as useless as a flashlight battery works sunlight or a clear plastic cap. This patient is capable of following the patient for hours on type 1 in an endless conversation ridiculous and unbearable for those vaccinated would not be able to enter it despite not being difficult issues, because they are not talking about any particular subject .

As there are still people (lucky) who have never lived in the flesh a conversation between patients, published here last IM conversation between two patients: 1-illo
am by aki
eejjee
1-2-sphincter by you my penis penetrated
1-2-umm
change the color of the font, 1-penis slut dul

1-2-flan
jooo dome
1-rio de janeiro rio
2-1-illo
milk escuchao of song as 2-madam
Rioch
a baby-milk in culinary BEBBIT LORENA
2-2-ROGER RABBIT

1-bit by bit
1 - of people of the rasta fari

2-1-2-superlopa
Lopa
1-night lopamon diiooo
1-2-ke nick
knorr soups knorrfle
1-mark "2-marc
ruffles (matutani)
1 - fru fru development
morning
1-1-2-morning
aajajajajjajajaj casal
ajjajaajaj
1-1-2-
light buses buses
george
1-2-1-
light year buses and night buses
1-spyro dragon
2-drag-queen on
1-I bus stop with spring queenii
1-poo 1-illo
I still saw 1-pole tv desp

2-a, above, below, zon

be marked with the character belongs to a type 1 variant of this disease, and 2, of course, type 2.
As you can see, the conversation begins with the arrival of the sick one, and ends with his departure. If you start to analyze the whole conversation .. What do they say? What have they won with that conversation? Why are not enclosed in a soundproof cell and have thrown away the key?

This is an example of a conversation of less than 5 minutes. Imagine what they can get these patients on a Saturday night talking 3 hours in a bar, lounge or club ...

Anyway, this blog is actually a dual purpose, first, warn of the existence of this disease, and second is for someone to tell me, please, if you know WHAT IS THE CURE, I was very different before Contrast (Because this disease can only be used if you are the first to create a song or something new by the technique of reduction to the absurd, but mom was ahead of me crabs: # # # Meritorious

. Torquemada. Benalmádena. Sabiñánigo . Nicomedes. Ataúlfo. truism. Coprophagia. Hippopotamus. Coconut. Titicaca. cockatoo. Halitosis. Machupichu. Pichabrava. Aioli. paramecium. Trebizond. Office automation. Scooter. Uralita. Prolegomena. Pleistocene. Pluck. Jeremiah. Mansion. Urinal. Prometheus. Heresy. Pionono. Aerophagia. Tantrum. Schnitzel. Ailerons. Litter. Therapist. Archetype. Merendola. Mamoneo. Equinox. Pepsi-Cola. Epilepsy. Nicotine. Balalaika. Beaker. Sodomy. Passengers. Pigsty. Trilobite. Landowners. Homily. Torrebruno. CALIFRAGILÍSTICO. Tragicomic. DRUGS. FEDERICO. ABRAZAFAROLAS. PHILHARMONIC. Orthopedics. MANICURE. CABLE CAR. Policlinico. Damsels. Cadiz. Touching. Paradox. ENT. Tart. Palindrome. Acetate. Marzipan. Dromedary. Calatrava. Saccharin. Anathema. Stipend. Grouse. Jujube. Hedwig. Briefcases. Skeleton. Velocipede. Sonotone. Sausage. Touching. Simulation. Limelight. Pernambuco. Epidermis.
Parakeet. Quitapenas. Board. Genitals.
smarty. Barbiturate. Arcsine. Atapuerca. Sopicaldo. Panacea. Sympathy. Circumlocution. Palmistry. Impingement. Twister. Tomelloso. Filomena. South America. Poultice. Whoring. Directly. Machiavelli. PORCULIZACIONES. Join me. METAPHYSICAL. Milikito. Staphylococcus. Osteopaths. Catechumen. Goalkeeper. ABORIGINAL. Cycles. HALLELUJAH.)

I hope someone knows how I can finally heal and recover, for the sake of mine, yours and, in general, of all mankind. Thanks for reading!

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FARRUCO FISIOPACOLOGÍA

This is a story that appeared in a class of pathophysiology in a conversation between a great character and I (as if I was or was not ...)
This personage, as most of you know, it Paco, yes, "no, no, no, no, no, I'm Utrera pa!! Also known as Patxi, Tupacón, Clark Kent or Pacuna Fox, leaving less than Dracula in the morning, a source of inspiration for Gongora and a catchy name so we took songs almost every day (and "almost" is because I do not see to the days!)
Both at that time we were particularly affected by our testosterone, and there were few ladies that we are not provoked a rise in blood pressure, we will, as now and ever and ever and centuries!
Then I decided to computerize this story, a theory which, despite being very simple and obvious, accurately reflects reality openly (in the ass you squeezed) (if I say, bust) of a disease more common than a fag Telecinco, yet least recognized that hemorrhoids. Yes, gentlemen, I speak of farruquismo with all its variants. And their clinical manifestations and treatment and all, we, for inclusion in the agenda of pathophysiology. Well, I roll up like a blind, I copied the text written in ancient my folder:

FISIOPACOLOGÍA OF FARRUCO:

CLINICAL :
HIPERFARRUCOCITEMIA: A disproportionate increase in blood farrucocitos. It is a very common disease, especially in men aged between twelve and old age. This increase in turn causes an increase in blood volume, which leads to increased cardiac output, and to compensate formed elements are removed from the blood, including red blood cells, causing anemia.
This usually occurs because of forced sexual teetotaler, but this does not imply a weakness, since the farrucocitos increase muscle capacity, since, as they say vulgarly, I "brutalized."
This massive increase farrucocitos and everything This involves altering all body functions, especially the endocrine system, although in extreme cases can cause kidney dysfunction, which may be diagnosed by FARRUCOCITURIA, ie, presence in urine of a high concentration of farrucocitos.
SYMPTOMS: Occurs tetanization myotonia and not in any muscle, but specifically peripúbicos muscles, and promotes the filling of the cavernous bodies with blood with 99% of circulating farrucocitos, triggering a strong uncontrolled erection.
The only solution to avoid these symptoms is the "self-medication" but the relief is only circumstantial, and that despite the removal of massive amounts of farrucocitos, this causes a sympathetic nervous system stimulation, stimulating stem cells from the farrucocitos situated in the spinal cord and medulla, causing again a farrucocitos huge increase in offsetting the fatigue (or state of fatigue) caused by self-medication, which is followed by a transient penile botulism due to hypotonia. The circadian cycle produced will close after a new erection.
TREATMENT: It takes place in specialized clinics, and should cost around forty euros in addition to the sheets.
It is known that this disease has so far not resulted in deaths directly associated only with other birth defects. If I were mortal, could not apply my theories about it!

Anyway, that's all. Since I am a fat little boring and mostly student, you may write again soon ... Until then!

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My first time. Ay!

I can not forget to mention something that happened in January this year, but still remember like it happened yesterday. Something
anything special to ordinary people, but for me it was the first time. She had the prettiest blue eyes I had ever seen, covered by small glasses that will not detract from the beauty. She was blonde and thin, and approached me and I posed the breasts on the arm while I breathed painfully each time I came too close to be able to see clearly. Started asking me what she knows trying to warn me that it was possible for me ache or bother me, but it was not. She may hurt the first time, but it seems that I was ready for it, maybe even anxious due to the urgent need that had to do long before his. I do not know how much had endured without doing so, and although I know there are people who complain, I encourage you to do it all, because what a home is not enough, and could never comparable to what a professional can make this slim blonde as captivating eyes. No, I can not complain about their work, and that only is hurting a little since I have not seen, but it's not her fault, because after a few intense minutes, there appeared a man in his forties willing to do the job neither she dared, I guess because such an effort must be exhausting for a woman is athletic, in fact the man had to sweat thing, besides making my lips tightened much more than we ever had. It is indeed hard to think of it, in fact, I had to spend some time taking daily anti-inflammatory, and that experience is difficult to forget. In fact, I saw him on January 27, after doing the test analysis, which I passed, I must say, but this time I knew what was going, and I managed to get the place least affected, but was unable to even speak.
Anyway, hope you liked my story, which I tried to describe you, at least in part, how I felt the first time I went to the dentist and they took my tooth, which hurt me a lot.
to prontoooooo!!

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The beginnings of my blog

Well, now, this is the first thing I write in my new blog, because what we got yesterday and had written in my space messenger, but I had to check if they had well done all (because the internet with these things I'm more useless than Rambo's pursuers, who caught it and that of 3) and I just copied and pasted that comment. Therefore, this unique pear and it is this our blog, a blog to rule them all, a blog to ... Estooooo ... I was. Well, that's all for now, but certainly soon come back to throwing meaningless words around here. See you
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GHOSTS HALLOWEEN

Ghosts of Halloween Night
jelobuí
. The ghosts come out for a walk after a year resting ...
Or that's the roll that you have, because the truth is that I'm used to seeing ghosts everywhere and that does not mean I'm like the Niñatillo that the Sixth Sense (Haley Joel Osment, I think it was called, but that's another story) because I usually see ghosts are alive and kicking ... In fact often brag about how and with whom colean ... Yes, I suppose you have got the kind of ghosts who want to talk about such a day like today, in the prelude jelobuin night, that kind of ghost that says "last night I rode the three foreigners, a brunette, one redhead and one blonde with tits like the heads of silly boy ... best thing is that when I took about 3 hours to give you stick, and they were tired, and called her friends at the residence, which were even more wenas ( always are), and spent all night pim pam, pam pim ... "...
AND, OF COURSE!! ONDE VAAAAAS?? TO FACE WITH FEET OF ANOTHER PERSON?? AND YOUR MOTHER SAYS YOU WERE WATCHING A MOVIE WITH YOUR FATHER?? And aunt Q FURTHER KNOW IS YOUR AUNT OF MURCIA! (OR ANY ROMANIAN DEL REY 2000)!

Po truth is that it is best to go along these dangerous ghosts, because for the simple fact of being alive is be feared as fear of the dead is like being afraid of grass ... "I'm afraid you grass? (oh, I think the grass is rising, and comes to me! ).
Finally, considering again that I improvise all the way, is more than likely that I forget some kind of ghost, but even so I will dare to make a small classification (I hope that I forget the comenteis me on this blog)

Let's start with the classification:

1 .- "CARPET OR THE PHANTOM CLASSIC: This is the most abundant, and is the typical size of the Titanic often speak of his powerful penis. Surely you have met more than one that has said something along the lines of "bah, I think that anyone at that measures less than 25 inches is a pichacorta not like me, ask my girlfriend, I have it and to stinging ... " and other atrocities of style. These people usually take a shower in his underwear at the gym for fear of discovery of the sad reality ...

2 .- "CASPER" FUNNY OR THE GHOST: This is my favorite, because you have to laugh with him when he tells you and him when he goes ... It's the example I gave at the beginning, the specter of unbridled sex, which tells you in a week it has 4 women of different nationalities and from every orifice of their bodies (of which, of course).
This is also a very common type of ghost. Are not usually seen with women who are not old friends with whom it has nothing to do. (Although you talk about how good she is in bed, her friend "as" and friend "is").

3 .- "BRUCE WILLIS OR THE FAMOUS GHOST: It is the one that says you know all famous for the one you feel most interested ... For example, if you say "is that I birth the eye with cross and line," he will say "well yes, and the best part is they are very good people, because I was on holiday in Barcelona for 4 years and were in the same hotel, and to actions for me and all, I loved it when John was imitated Michael Jackson ... " Carajote, 4 years ago you went to a camp with us and high school! So does for singers and athletes: "When my uncle was cutting the grass in the neighborhood where he lived Davor Suker, I went with him to Davor stay home, I invited the Croatian typical lunch every day, "Claaaaro, typical lunch Yugoslav countries ... shell with herbs, not?

4 .- THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA, and any other site because it says it has given 4 times around the world, which has been in Beijing, Moscow, New Orleans, Madagascar and even in the Algaba, the mu Joio! do not know where he gets the time to go so many sites to their age (less than 300 years!), for you to know it was the end of year trip to Italy, but know nothing more of it ...

5 .- RAY KINSELLA O THE PHANTOM ATHLETE: (for the not so "cinéfalos" say that Kevin Costner's Ray Kinsella in "Field of Dreams") is a true ace in everything that is proposed in sports ... "If I'm not in Madrid is because they have not seen" and "Fernando Alonso?? A lentorro bugger I won a bike when he was in karting!" Always gets hundreds of goals in his league, but then wants to join your team because it is "overloaded" or because "I'm too good for the level at which you play."

6 .- "BRUCE LEE" O FANTASMAESTRO MARTIAL ARTS: "That guy is a shit, I eat it with potatoes" - "but if you measure two quarters more than you, and weighs 40 kilos more !!!!" - "Bah, hit him and beat the other day and I can do it again "is the guy who brags of being a killing machine, do not mess with him or just gut you with his scary eyes ... It is the strongest, and is an expert in boxing, Karate, Judo, Taekwondo, Jiujitsu and ballet, to give deadly arts. Insúltalo and see. "(see how you intend to throw a chair at a distance)

7 .- THE PHANTOM OF THE Uncle Scrooge: Mu also typical, is that supposed to million to provide loans to the bank in Spain, and not vice versa. Typically, this individual has spent all the money from the gigs (which entered plug because it has no studies) in grants to 8 kilos and some shirts Emidio Tucci to blend with the car. Guaperas goes (even uglier than a pestiño pisoteao) showing off the car and money, if your home only eat tomato soup, because he has no money with what gasoline costs. There is a hard, has more traps than the headquarters of the Fantastic 4, but the girls who are their victims never come to understand, like taking car.

8 .- THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST: that was a ghost, it will continue, because the ghost never lesson. Is the one that when you win something, you say "if you get to pick 2 years ago I let a fool, because there was nobody in the world better than me" That tells you if the guy is 21 years ... is that the years do not go in vain ...

9 .- THE PHANTOM MENACE: Very common is also this kind of ghosts. This is the ghost that surpasses ANYTHING THAT ANYONE CAN OVERCOME, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health ... Say "I ate a lot yesterday in the Chinese" and answers "sure is not na Compare yourself with what I ate, I ate a donkey stuffed sparrows, and to shell", or you say "I deo hurts the foot of the leg the other day in football ", to which I say" bah, na but you have stories, pain, to me, I spent a steamroller on both feet 4 times in a row, and here I am , I have not "Rail ...". It is very common even if what you say happened to your friend, he will respond with a savagery that has "passed" a friend of his, which means that if you speak in first person, will respond in person, if not, no.

As you see, all the examples I have written on the basis that these ghosts are men, and this is because women are generally not as ghosts and men ... usually the woman who excels in anything is the least you'll talk about it, and that's a sign of intelligence, because as the day my father said, "in community, never show your skills" ... and it is a truth as a temple, because if vouchers for something, everyone will ask you do, whether a pardon or a job "imitating Raphael" "Do it again, have you not seen my cousin, for example, and those things are so angry.
is also true that women have not talked about ghost ghosts because women among them, and as I am not a woman (who has very large tits!), I have never heard any claim to something, because they prefer to show off visually before that orally (usually the presumed it is better not to talk, and let them remain sexual myths before losing all its charm lie kill yourself trying not tell you how to spend 200 euros weekly Llongeras)
(also a woman can not say "I have two breasts like two zeppelins " not be true, because to them it looks better than us ... FORTUNATELY)
Anyway, I'm tired of writing, but if I missed any typical ghost, just write in the blog. And it would be better not to name names, they probably all know who we are referring in each case ... We see another day like writing and accumulated boredom. GUR BAI !!!!!



By José Antonio García Márquez, October 31, 2005, posted on my space messenger:
http://spaces.msn.com/members/farruck/