REDUCTIONS OF THE ABSURD
Many of you have heard of the famous "reduction to absurdity" typically Rafmasteriana (in the ass you the nail) ... Well take care, that is a very contagious disease dialectic, an illiteracy which begins with the attempt to forcibly bandwagon and ends with a practice in the use of art knowledge and absurd nonsense that can leave you socially very emaciated.
Although not all patients are (we) affects the same way, as the intellect (or lack thereof ...) is a factor to consider in this disease, and is responsible for the two variants of this social disease:
Type 1 or "RAFMASTERIANA TRUE" is not to think, which is necessary to make the mind completely blank and close the doors of knowledge, then reopen it, let a word or phrase at random and close it again. It may seem easy, but it is only for very experienced minds, or, as in the case of the patient zero "for minds to be discovered.
Type 2 or "THINKER SICK": In this case, the poor patient's mind has real potential, but can not use it properly, limiting the reduction to the absurd and becoming a machine as useless as a flashlight battery works sunlight or a clear plastic cap. This patient is capable of following the patient for hours on type 1 in an endless conversation ridiculous and unbearable for those vaccinated would not be able to enter it despite not being difficult issues, because they are not talking about any particular subject .
As there are still people (lucky) who have never lived in the flesh a conversation between patients, published here last IM conversation between two patients: 1-illo
am by aki
eejjee
1-2-sphincter by you my penis penetrated
1-2-umm
change the color of the font, 1-penis slut dul
1-2-flan
jooo dome
1-rio de janeiro rio
2-1-illo
milk escuchao of song as 2-madam
Rioch
a baby-milk in culinary BEBBIT LORENA
2-2-ROGER RABBIT
1-bit by bit
1 - of people of the rasta fari
2-1-2-superlopa
Lopa
1-night lopamon diiooo
1-2-ke nick
knorr soups knorrfle
1-mark "2-marc
ruffles (matutani)
1 - fru fru development
morning
1-1-2-morning
aajajajajjajajaj casal
ajjajaajaj
1-1-2-
light buses buses
george
1-2-1-
light year buses and night buses
1-spyro dragon
2-drag-queen on
1-I bus stop with spring queenii
1-poo 1-illo
I still saw 1-pole tv desp
2-a, above, below, zon
be marked with the character belongs to a type 1 variant of this disease, and 2, of course, type 2.
As you can see, the conversation begins with the arrival of the sick one, and ends with his departure. If you start to analyze the whole conversation .. What do they say? What have they won with that conversation? Why are not enclosed in a soundproof cell and have thrown away the key?
This is an example of a conversation of less than 5 minutes. Imagine what they can get these patients on a Saturday night talking 3 hours in a bar, lounge or club ...
Anyway, this blog is actually a dual purpose, first, warn of the existence of this disease, and second is for someone to tell me, please, if you know WHAT IS THE CURE, I was very different before Contrast (Because this disease can only be used if you are the first to create a song or something new by the technique of reduction to the absurd, but mom was ahead of me crabs: # # # Meritorious
. Torquemada. Benalmádena. Sabiñánigo . Nicomedes. Ataúlfo. truism. Coprophagia. Hippopotamus. Coconut. Titicaca. cockatoo. Halitosis. Machupichu. Pichabrava. Aioli. paramecium. Trebizond. Office automation. Scooter. Uralita. Prolegomena. Pleistocene. Pluck. Jeremiah. Mansion. Urinal. Prometheus. Heresy. Pionono. Aerophagia. Tantrum. Schnitzel. Ailerons. Litter. Therapist. Archetype. Merendola. Mamoneo. Equinox. Pepsi-Cola. Epilepsy. Nicotine. Balalaika. Beaker. Sodomy. Passengers. Pigsty. Trilobite. Landowners. Homily. Torrebruno. CALIFRAGILÍSTICO. Tragicomic. DRUGS. FEDERICO. ABRAZAFAROLAS. PHILHARMONIC. Orthopedics. MANICURE. CABLE CAR. Policlinico. Damsels. Cadiz. Touching. Paradox. ENT. Tart. Palindrome. Acetate. Marzipan. Dromedary. Calatrava. Saccharin. Anathema. Stipend. Grouse. Jujube. Hedwig. Briefcases. Skeleton. Velocipede. Sonotone. Sausage. Touching. Simulation. Limelight. Pernambuco. Epidermis.
Parakeet. Quitapenas. Board. Genitals.
smarty. Barbiturate. Arcsine. Atapuerca. Sopicaldo. Panacea. Sympathy. Circumlocution. Palmistry. Impingement. Twister. Tomelloso. Filomena. South America. Poultice. Whoring. Directly. Machiavelli. PORCULIZACIONES. Join me. METAPHYSICAL. Milikito. Staphylococcus. Osteopaths. Catechumen. Goalkeeper. ABORIGINAL. Cycles. HALLELUJAH.)
I hope someone knows how I can finally heal and recover, for the sake of mine, yours and, in general, of all mankind. Thanks for reading!
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FARRUCO FISIOPACOLOGÍA
This is a story that appeared in a class of pathophysiology in a conversation between a great character and I (as if I was or was not ...)
This personage, as most of you know, it Paco, yes, "no, no, no, no, no, I'm Utrera pa!! Also known as Patxi, Tupacón, Clark Kent or Pacuna Fox, leaving less than Dracula in the morning, a source of inspiration for Gongora and a catchy name so we took songs almost every day (and "almost" is because I do not see to the days!)
Both at that time we were particularly affected by our testosterone, and there were few ladies that we are not provoked a rise in blood pressure, we will, as now and ever and ever and centuries!
Then I decided to computerize this story, a theory which, despite being very simple and obvious, accurately reflects reality openly (in the ass you squeezed) (if I say, bust) of a disease more common than a fag Telecinco, yet least recognized that hemorrhoids. Yes, gentlemen, I speak of farruquismo with all its variants. And their clinical manifestations and treatment and all, we, for inclusion in the agenda of pathophysiology. Well, I roll up like a blind, I copied the text written in ancient my folder:
FISIOPACOLOGÍA OF FARRUCO:
CLINICAL :
HIPERFARRUCOCITEMIA: A disproportionate increase in blood farrucocitos. It is a very common disease, especially in men aged between twelve and old age. This increase in turn causes an increase in blood volume, which leads to increased cardiac output, and to compensate formed elements are removed from the blood, including red blood cells, causing anemia.
This usually occurs because of forced sexual teetotaler, but this does not imply a weakness, since the farrucocitos increase muscle capacity, since, as they say vulgarly, I "brutalized."
This massive increase farrucocitos and everything This involves altering all body functions, especially the endocrine system, although in extreme cases can cause kidney dysfunction, which may be diagnosed by FARRUCOCITURIA, ie, presence in urine of a high concentration of farrucocitos.
SYMPTOMS: Occurs tetanization myotonia and not in any muscle, but specifically peripúbicos muscles, and promotes the filling of the cavernous bodies with blood with 99% of circulating farrucocitos, triggering a strong uncontrolled erection.
The only solution to avoid these symptoms is the "self-medication" but the relief is only circumstantial, and that despite the removal of massive amounts of farrucocitos, this causes a sympathetic nervous system stimulation, stimulating stem cells from the farrucocitos situated in the spinal cord and medulla, causing again a farrucocitos huge increase in offsetting the fatigue (or state of fatigue) caused by self-medication, which is followed by a transient penile botulism due to hypotonia. The circadian cycle produced will close after a new erection.
TREATMENT: It takes place in specialized clinics, and should cost around forty euros in addition to the sheets.
It is known that this disease has so far not resulted in deaths directly associated only with other birth defects. If I were mortal, could not apply my theories about it!
Anyway, that's all. Since I am a fat little boring and mostly student, you may write again soon ... Until then!
This is a story that appeared in a class of pathophysiology in a conversation between a great character and I (as if I was or was not ...)
This personage, as most of you know, it Paco, yes, "no, no, no, no, no, I'm Utrera pa!! Also known as Patxi, Tupacón, Clark Kent or Pacuna Fox, leaving less than Dracula in the morning, a source of inspiration for Gongora and a catchy name so we took songs almost every day (and "almost" is because I do not see to the days!)
Both at that time we were particularly affected by our testosterone, and there were few ladies that we are not provoked a rise in blood pressure, we will, as now and ever and ever and centuries!
Then I decided to computerize this story, a theory which, despite being very simple and obvious, accurately reflects reality openly (in the ass you squeezed) (if I say, bust) of a disease more common than a fag Telecinco, yet least recognized that hemorrhoids. Yes, gentlemen, I speak of farruquismo with all its variants. And their clinical manifestations and treatment and all, we, for inclusion in the agenda of pathophysiology. Well, I roll up like a blind, I copied the text written in ancient my folder:
FISIOPACOLOGÍA OF FARRUCO:
CLINICAL :
HIPERFARRUCOCITEMIA: A disproportionate increase in blood farrucocitos. It is a very common disease, especially in men aged between twelve and old age. This increase in turn causes an increase in blood volume, which leads to increased cardiac output, and to compensate formed elements are removed from the blood, including red blood cells, causing anemia.
This usually occurs because of forced sexual teetotaler, but this does not imply a weakness, since the farrucocitos increase muscle capacity, since, as they say vulgarly, I "brutalized."
This massive increase farrucocitos and everything This involves altering all body functions, especially the endocrine system, although in extreme cases can cause kidney dysfunction, which may be diagnosed by FARRUCOCITURIA, ie, presence in urine of a high concentration of farrucocitos.
SYMPTOMS: Occurs tetanization myotonia and not in any muscle, but specifically peripúbicos muscles, and promotes the filling of the cavernous bodies with blood with 99% of circulating farrucocitos, triggering a strong uncontrolled erection.
The only solution to avoid these symptoms is the "self-medication" but the relief is only circumstantial, and that despite the removal of massive amounts of farrucocitos, this causes a sympathetic nervous system stimulation, stimulating stem cells from the farrucocitos situated in the spinal cord and medulla, causing again a farrucocitos huge increase in offsetting the fatigue (or state of fatigue) caused by self-medication, which is followed by a transient penile botulism due to hypotonia. The circadian cycle produced will close after a new erection.
TREATMENT: It takes place in specialized clinics, and should cost around forty euros in addition to the sheets.
It is known that this disease has so far not resulted in deaths directly associated only with other birth defects. If I were mortal, could not apply my theories about it!
Anyway, that's all. Since I am a fat little boring and mostly student, you may write again soon ... Until then!
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