Well, dear, dear ... I had time to take her baby to Mexico, because it seems that I have not been there. Now that I have, I look back and think I've finished the month of July traveling either by plane or bus. Yes, the truth is that traveling 19 hours straight is THE MUETTEEEEE! About 7 hours in a English bus to Madrid, 10 little hours of flight destination Cancun (with Marhuenda hostess!) And a couple of hours in Mexican bus (the same but with the roof closer to the ground, significantly increasing the chances of leave your bangs in each movement) way to the hotel.
"premium Barcelo Maya Beach Resort" go long name, almost a point per hour of travel. The truth is that the first day there precisely what we expected, at least my roommates and me. Is supposed to pay triple and proved that they were all doubles, and had to ask for an extra bed. Then we ask, what happens is that specifically for us were, see what happens. Call before anyone else, since most reception was still in their bags, but all these had their shortly to ask for bed, but my dear monkey and I had to make several trips to give us a bed we had paid for 6 months before. And the receptionist's response was "for the night have to sleep 2 in the same bed." Ya. We are in building 4, where there is almost no known the air does not work, just as safe, and over to share a bed with another guy! A goddamned thing! We returned to the room reluctantly, and there began to accumulate anger, to the point of going back down in search of a bed or the money we corresponded for the service we pay and we are not offered. But on arrival the receptionist was another who had there, he discussed the problem again, and after a call within 15 seconds he said "No problem, you have 10 minutes in bed, and tomorrow at noon to come and we will assign a room Building 5 (which is where was everybody pharmacy). " Indeed, not long or 10 minutes to bring the bed, and the next day, just with all others in building 5 ... (With the dead of the first one we attended)
After this little problem and already entrenched in the new room where everything worked and it was 2 minutes from the pool, and began the real journey, that for which we paid a bundle, I must confess.
Now, Enjoy! And to rejoice about the bet he had since November or so, as my opponents declared its surrender to the first change (on the first night, in fact) ... If you need to know your opponent before challenging him, right, Fernando? (1) To make a long
too this, except to say that ONE PERSON CAN NOT EAT MORE. Perhaps 3 or 4 can match, but these holidays have been a total fattening ... Luckily I walked a lot (and paddling 3 days, EHN?) And I only brought a kilo of most, if not, I have to pay 2 seats on the plane.
Of the trips, only saying that if you go to the Riviera Maya, you have to buy the goodies at the flea market in Cancun, where we took the "guide" but we knew of its existence. "Nothing is cheaper than there." In addition we were in a mall that looked more like a residential ... You had to cross a river to reach the planet Holliwood, whose walls were adorned with royal garments of some actors and actresses in different movies, and from the ceiling hung a Ferrari and a motorcycle, but do not know what movies were. They also met the pharmacies, which are like a supersolid in POSE you sell a box of Aspirin. I specifically took me to the pharmacy a package of Doritos "devil" and a spicy chile sauce. Medications and had me in the suitcase (probably more than it sold in the pharmacy)
We were also in Tulum, where we were on our own, so it took us less than 10 euros ... And it's worth, EHN?
The new world wonder, Chichen-Itza, lives up to his recent appointment. A visit filled curio where you learn that in the heyday Maya, no child would be a soccer player ... (2) An "excursion" was uneven in Playa del Carmen, where they were 3 and 2 ... again (3)
And that was the best evening for me was definitely the trip of a 4x4 trip through the jungle, where in the car and enjoy like little kids going at high speed for about ways in which the most reckless goats would not dare walk. But it was only a short drive, and that led us to two cenotes (underground rivers), where we snorkel (or as you type!) Between ancient stalactites ... Lunch (there I tried the "sauce for professionals" in large quantities ... yes, pica pa to their dead, but Guzto Be Bi) and went to do more snorkeling (damn, what a name ... well, call it "snorkeling ") to the beach, where we saw a variety of fish and stunning coral. A 10 for the tour of "Alltournative." Speaking and the hotel, the truth is all very nice, the food amazing (although not stay there to live pa, for the 3rd day I had memorized everything, and I missed some prawns with garlic or even a plate lentil), the very good cocktails and shots ... Well, the truth is that tequila, with the smell of stale MEAO, I caused a death fatiguita ... But hey, can ask for "pina colada, daikiri banana, mango or strawberry, Rivera Maya, Electric Lemonade, a" spiderman ", etc, etc ... what porturarte pa with something you do not like? A cocktail that I liked too was "sex on the beach. A name for a cocktail too flashy q resembles a Gatillazo in ... (better not give details, there are pictures that say it all)
Outliers where you were treated you like a God either because they know dough you've made and that the bracelet makes clear, because the whiteness of the skin makes you bright or because you measure at least 30 inches more than they ...
And the club ... Let's see How many of you have been in a nightclub in which you could eat on the floor? In how many clubs you could go barefoot without fear to cut off or get dirty? What clubs have you visited where the lights are reflected on the floor? Yes, there you shed a drop of sweat and now a "mini Toxic Avenger" will wipe the floor with a super-mop. That seemed the end of the basketball world ...
The pool ... q the only way I can think to improve it REDUCE WATER TEMPERATURE! There were moments when it seemed that you bañabas in "MEAO", in fact, the hours that some remained in the sit-bar theory makes my swim in urine is more than that, a simple theory ...
The beach was completely different to what we're used to ... for starters, but sand that is flour, and in the first 5 meters do not see an inch below the surface, with all that flour in suspension, but when you get the water to the neck is interesting about looking down and I can see you feet. And also it will miss the palm trees in the upcoming visits to the beach ...
and services offered by the hotel (and I mean the bog, where, of course, everything is by motion sensors, faucet, the tank, the paper ...) were pretty good, although we do not benefit or 20% of the total ... To my knowledge, no nobody played tennis, basketball, golf (although my cousin has known the area well ... golf (4)), darts, giant chess ... I could not catch the water bike, because there were always millions of people on the waiting list ... Of course, mastered the art of rowing like no! I am the God of the Canoe, Kayak and whatever!
Overall, an incredible journey where I met amazing people (although there are others that have not hablao in to the trip ...), and a journey full of unforgettable moments and anecdotes that I would like I repeat so as to pharmacognosy and physical, for example.
One thing that some will ask ... How many paparazzi photos will cast a weary this? The answer: A 1700, which is 1.17 gigabytes to video included. Satisfied? Is that what you expected?
Finally, the fact is that I'm back to the stark reality, not that jet lag affects me or anything like that, the only bad thing is that since I HAVE HUNGER OF ALL TIMES!! I try to reassure biting the arms of the chairs, but that only works sometimes.
You may have noticed that I put some numbers in parentheses ... Obviously I did it because I refer to some things that only read a few, and if you want to know more about it, you just have to ask me ...
Anyway, if I have forgotten something and I will add, but in principle it is to ... that is to ..., that's all, folks!
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