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Curse: round 2, FIGHT! The tablet

Well, I know who have read my previous post about the curse shower, and this letter is for those who have done this, because I have to confess that the curse is back and this time, come prepared end my life!
This is my story (now you imagine John and Medium (for 2) pricked hearing me):
I arrived last night with a tired plot more than considerable, and not because of the study, that my hobby so I have enganchao as a Somali dog tick, rather it is due to my superhuman effort in the gym, the place of people to whom I joined 2 months ago and kept my money in addition to fifteen of my precious kilos (especially by the aforementioned dog Somali) (And happy place that would yield another fifteen of those precious kilos, and sorry for the Somali and dog tick).
Well, that, as I was saying, the fact is that I get ready to shower with warm water when I learned that the jug again is not working. How could it not work? But if it is new green wheat er! Yes, ma'am, just as I suspected, her husband has quit smoking.
try again and again turns on, and many Joio is limited to bursts of sparks me, the kind of "yes, I know I'm kidding, but that's life, kid" ... and seeing no way my father going to see what the hell happens. You eat a turd as big as mine. And everyone had duchao as well ...
Well then, the solution was clear: I get the new tank to the old house, which forced me to write the previous post about the curse of the shower, where I let go of the filth that surrounded me as ... (Censored, we Borderías leaves telecinco pa) (in the ass you squeezed).
How beautiful life, I have the bottle to p'arriba raining and with no pa things to make 2 trips, and I go thinking that the old thermo was feeling like shit and not lit or the 3 .. .
I get up, put the bottle y. .. voilà, the heat is turned to the first! I could not believe! As I could not believe that the work of urbanization had reventao pipes, so in the old house has no water. NO WATER OR BEER OR SOFT DRINK OR NOTHING AT ALL!
I leave the house (not without sinking the iron gate with a straight left) to the pabaji Coza and again, to wallow in misery ...
I tell it to my never properly weighted by Mesenger Herpes, and throw the kitchen pa pa heated a pan of water, a task that takes more time than I imagined ...
Anyway, I have to resign, period. But Cohon has something that I was going to live where he lived still haunts me in the new house! Joo!
PD: the plumber came to fix the heat this afternoon, and as she opened the hot water tap ... yes, it was obvious, and the guy went on and touched it. Vicissitudes of life ...
At least today I duchao well. But tomorrow ...
to another !!!!!!

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Because I do not waste enough time now dao me the itch to get into the school newspaper. I say I am the Director, although I have not in any lao firmao or anything nor have I seen written in the book, but hey, it's what you get.
My intention is to remove one or two weeks before the farce, to "advertise" that the new wave that has just come find out and come before you decide to go a couple of days before his people ... Yes, with the new wave I'm talking about the new batch of girls who are entering college, entering stomping (although my hormones may be clouding my vision a bit) ...
The fact is that I want some little article (mmmhh, assholes ...) of this thing and abandoned my blog. For this I ask you to tell me which of my "posts" I liked the most. I would stick with the first, Halloween, so that it will come shortly after Halloween, but some people tell me that others are better (or less bad and / or bored) ... So if people tell me what I put here, the one with the most votes is elected.
I would also like to put some of Manolo , but I need your permission ... Will you let me, oh, I never properly weighted Manolito, to publish in one of your great tablet at the same time hilarious "posts" bloggers? Any addition to the horoscopes, that yes it would fixed ...
Well, it was just that, ask your opinion on what is the post that you liked most of mine, and also tell you that if you have something to say, you have interesting ideas or if you look forward to your posts something, either a drawing or a series of jokes, send an email to elcomprimido@hotmail.com
Anyway, that was it for now. To see when I get to write here that I have abandonaíto, Oh my tiny little crappy blog!

PS: I got a little game ships, I do not know if it will play, but we ... I'm trying to renew the bloggggg, and right now I'll get to put a hit counter! And then, to dominate the world! BWAHAHAHAHA!

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the last day of class ...


Much has happened since the last time I updated the blog, the truth is that with the exams, you may take a long time again until I write something else ...
But for those who missed me (for "bi bisbes" and little else, go), I'll post on this blog from the public sphere (to be told your "fans" , Manolator ...) the "notes" that I took er Sesa and immunology, the last class of the year. It was a seminar, so we decided to write a story would be more "educational" to attend that day (which were not exposed so good as to be avoided) (toma!). And this is the story: American


jistory W was once a pink flamingo with knees these Patras. Suddenly and irrelevantly, he raised his magic sword and said " Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats .. WOOO! " and his faithful Gringo was transformed into the Tiger combat Doraemon.
The tiger fighter to keep up out of his magical year, which was a bottomless pit of warring weapons in itself a supreme cathode ray telescope batteries included. When both were ready to fight, it was light.
" Who turned off the light? " shouted the angry Ranger, known worldwide as rangers. This character has not appeared before in the story, but its appearance, as expected as a drug, bordered on the absurd, opening a portal in the city of Bethlehem. It was called "The portal Ranger" because of its location geobotany. Then, when nobody expected it, the sword he removed the telescope battery cathode, putting them to the torch. Suddenly there was light, and the dragon appeared again, would grant 3 wishes.
said " flamenco, I grant you three wishes ." Flamenco sword remembered she had left the hearth since and could not risk Japanese petticoats losing her cousin, and then uttered the magic words: "Dragon I wish to turn off the brazier and first wish." The dragon blew and blew up down the fabela which was staying in the flamingo, which was then again at the mercy of the settlers of Bethlehem vermin Ranger Portal ...
Such a catastrophe could only be resolved by the more superhero of all time ... Unfortunately, Mr. Proper was brutally murdered by Mr. Clean in his sleep, so I cried (the flamenco, let's not confuse ...) Omino aid Bianco, who willingly agreed to remind the 2 wishes were, The mismatch could be wrong.
Flamenco, to hear those words was beside himself with joy, with joy and singing, and sang, go if you sang, calling his second desire, which surprised all and stale because our good friend asked Paco flamenco Dragon's wishes to heal his uncle. Everyone was stunned, but quickly made the sun because the rook flying plane. Anyway, his uncle Juan Luis had a very strange disease was not known that a high aversion to epitotos, mmm ... how rich!
Suddenly, the dragon put his hand on the back, taking a epítoto, who kissed bathing in saliva. That left boquidifuso patiabierto and Doraemon, who sacrificed himself by scratching his genitals. The dragon showed them how a zipper ran through her body, ankles, feet, and pulled the side. All buttons jumped, and everyone saw the Dragon jubilant that Paco was really his uncle Juan Luis! Now everything was clear, and flamenco, as he fled through the cornfield, his cousin raised the Chinese petticoats, with epítoto outdoors, boasting angry.
And they lived and ate partridges epítotos forever and ever ... "

This was the story. Very sweet, right? Advocate (or paddle) for a world in which rampant epítotos free. In a world of outdoor epítotos everywhere. For a society free of taboos and lies. For God, for Country and King. Through a point not with your ass er shosho together. Please someone kill me! (Or bright)

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I'm back!



long, EHN?? Poetry, children MIDOS, the truth is that this year I'm so lazy q or write on the blog, or entered the Messenger or even check my mail in a long time ... De toas
ways nobody uses email to tell you anything important, just send you stupid things no matter q actually see them sooner or later nobody will to say "you have not seen the mail from the cow? Incredible! It's the best in the world, and I've seen, and your not! bwaajajaja! rapeseed !!"... Chincha basically because if I said it would take a "babuchaso" in the mouth by subnormal, obviously ... And
mesenger ... I think I'll make a new mail pa give to people I see little, because when I connect regular mail not ever because I have always 10 or 12 people talking at the same time, people with whom I talked in person the day before and just (really begin ...) "to estresao" with both piti and both orange, and when people start to say q slow to respond I disconnect, I take my time pa catch your breath and put a chapter of something geek when I regained normal heart rate (around 230-232 beats per minute).
As for what to write little in the blog, is normal, because finding a topical issue and Antonio have not written on his blog is almost a utopia ... Antonito, son, let's write 3 or 4 posts (posts, desserts, poses ...) daily, it is better to keep your fans to write less often but with more wit ... Nothing more you have to do that manolo or I usually have many comments on our posts (post's, poss), but in your blog, like every time you enter q 5 new, if I mention something is in the past, but My patience has been exhausted after reading 5 posts (postss, poos) and I remove the write's warranty ...
What is truth and do nothing to remedy my weakness, I move meno q Espinete eyes (oh, what a classic, as Don Table tennis in the bed of Velcro ...), as shown in figure ... in my figure, now, and not just because I do less exercise than Pavarotti New Year's Eve, but also because I get to study, and that already is too big, I have to finish the race a hundred of these, and the way that I do not is the way ... (Po tríncame the dome !!)...
Anyway, I hope to change as far as possible, because although never going to be Brad Pitt, at least I hope to be "a fat, young (25-26 years is well pa finish the race, no?) and licensed." For now only doing first.
PS: See if you see mail from the cow ...
PS 2: If there is any mail where hitting a cow or something.
PD 3: Tríncamela again
PD 4: Hold me
PD apparatus 5: See you tomorrow, God willing.

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the Chopped pork and the like ...




Well, this post is dedicated to victor manolo and who have been eyewitnesses of the errors and confusion in relation to the lean ...
So, to prevent the error (Error Flinn) persist, I ask you, Answer me this question: What is the difference between Chopped Pork, the Bologna and Ham? I, if I think and concentrate I can tell which is which, but if I confused myself by calling a "chop" at all, do not think a foreigner just arrived to our land? "How do you differentiate? Explain in words a simple thing really is not as easy as it seems ...
The chopped ... mmmhhh ... is pink ... Pork is usually ... mmmmhhh ...
The bologna ... is .. no, not worth ... is carnea ... either ... ouch!
The ham ... color is ... Erm ...
do they differ?? Let's see, that a smart guy explain it to me! I love to see, er ham can be a baked ham, right? and mortadella olives can lead ...
AAAHHHH hope that some simple soul will take pity on me and give me my 1 st class post-school Sesame Street. Thanks in advance. (With prize for the knight) (which also has its rewards)
ADIOS!

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The Curse of the shower ...

Most of you know that in my house, dinner time, we are 200 or 300, but live, which is said to live there ... Well, okay, we're still all that, but to sleep, here we were nothing more than my parents and me. Well, the 3 are the ones that we shower in the shower (pun intended) of this house since we moved into the field when I went to 8, which makes a few years old already ...
AS NEVER HAS BEEN OR BOTTLE ACABAO MY FATHER OR MY MOTHER! Not that I want this bad, but ... but I WISH! FUCK! You
I usually end when my father is absent or asleep, so I leave I have q to change the cylinder, which is a great fuck at home ...

But the curse is spreading ... Because the other day could not be finished yet, because a couple of weeks ago I ran again and caught a resfriao cacho q no see ... As I was showering the other night when ever noticed warmer out ... q Until scorched me (staying raw on the inside, obviously ...), because ... STALLED THE COLD WATER TANK! It was what I needed! I commented to my mother that something would happen, but did not expect that ... Q
I get the clothes off the floor and half-dried out to the street at 2 am about to hit him with a stick to the tube pa is freed, it was PETA cal ... Q
hope you do not pass it to you, because it is a fucking, especially pa throat and wrists, because every time q happens to me I get nervous fabric and start hitting my mother pa voices tell me if it has acabao and the cylinder or has apagao er thermos, and always hear "again is acabao "!!!, ta time out of the shower and hit him a mask to the door, which may explain why there are concentric circles of paint hulls inside the door ...
That's not to say that I shower more than my parents ... Moreover, I would say even less, because in summer shower my mother 200 times a day ... I'd better
More on the new house, which I will move permanently in the summer (presumably), I pass these things so frequently (at least the drum of cold water will not pass me and I q ... )

Anyway, girls, you know, I'm a big game, you know that you libraréis me to suffer the hassle of changing the cylinder and passing a cold from hell when more Agustito YOU \u200b\u200bARE under warm water and suddenly begin to fall as ice cubes ...

Alas! Cosorro! Aulixio!

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Oh, barbecues! Title

is rare to hear someone has never gone to a barbecue, but it is to hear someone ask "What did you do on the barbecue?" or "How do you as you passed?"
We'll see ... What about a barbecue? Hell, po is clear, writing songs of love, a parley on the economy in countries that are not going very well lately, such as Argentina, watch films of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy or started in the ancient art of origami ... Well no shit, at a barbecue one gets tired of eating like an animal, and like a starving animal, they say many nonsense (especially at a barbecue where you meet some little characters between myself included) are sung many jets (from carnivals to dander from classical songs to cartoon soundtracks ...); games are stupid or Typical drunk or similar (like me), as a typical picture-sentence or the mixing of animals ... and above all laughs a lot, fuck, especially if you have the "curse" as much as I laugh any minutiae, it means being up so much laughing mareao (true, who knows me knows) ...
Everybody knows this is what is done on a barbecue. If you want to know something, ask, dammit. Should ask "has pasao something special? "or" sa liao someone with someone? "because many people are nosy and morbid and that's what you really want to know.
For in the last barbecue, for which I want to ask, I ate a lot I laughed a taco, I was hoarse from singing and talking nonsense and yes, went something special ... I saw a beer bottle that shit, a whole show ...
Anyway, I leave ya, I'll see in college, on trains or, of course, at the next barbecue.

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was thinking just now that makes fabric of time not to write in my blog, and the truth is that there are many themes to choose .. .
For example today is the day of lovers, famous among us because it is the day before the Farruco, which will be welcomed in style (come on, a big lunch to help us expand our already rather voluminous body, thereby to continue celebrating the day of Farruco and not the day before, as marketed by this materialistic society) But what of this day that is not already said? This eliminates the highly topical issue for it.
would also be present to talk about the exams, but have not yet developed my masochistic side, so this issue is ruled out automatically.
I will not talk politics, because I do not speak of that of I have not the faintest idea ... and that is the reason why not talk about anything related to the engine, television ...
not talk about religions or religious cartoons cartoony ...
not speak of Cadiz Carnival there is no space in the internet world so I can say all I have to say about it ...
not going to talk about comics and comics because people will start thinking I'm froki, fleky or Friskies, or whatever, and nothing could be further from reality ... I will not tell
aspects of my private life because I think you sell exclusively to HELLO or Interviu, the one I offer ... I'm not talking
Ogame because that I have to Antonio in college ...
could talk in the blog posts themselves, a fever that is spreading across the borders of the universe, which looks like someone who has no blog is not a person, but most noteworthy on this issue does not seem to have too much sparkle, so discard it.

Anyway, wanted to update the blog, but I can not think of anything today because I am a bit espesito, so do not write anything. Another day without updating the blog!

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WHAT IS BOREDOM? MERRY

Some people never felt pain (they usually die at 4-5 years mutilated, of course), there are those who have never been in love, or who never had a child and it will have, there are those who have never seen summer blue or chemists, or know who goby or Lourdes Cano, some people never have the toys you always wanted small (I still does the trauma of not having to Optimus Prime) ... Anyway, it does not necessarily pass everything to everybody before he died, but besides death, there are other things that hard to get rid throughout (especially in width!) Of our lives, and is the dull.
There are many ways to define boredom is why I am here is a compilation of statements about the boredom that I've ever heard, thought, or read:
-Boredom is the biggest obstacle for fun.
-The aburrimiento es detener tu tiempo interior sin notar que tu tiempo exterior vuela como el viento.
-El secreto de aburrir a la gente consiste en decirlo todo.
-Aburrirse en el momento indicado es signo de inteligencia.
-El aburrimiento no es otra cosa q hacer mas que leer esta página.
-El aburrimiento es la forma mas lenta de pasar el tiempo.
-El aburrimiento aburre.
-Eres tan aburrido que te aburre pensar que lo eres.
-Estoy mas aburrido que un parapléjico en un columpio...
-El aburrimiento es la falta absoluta de creatividad (o de DINERO).
-Mas vale estar aburrido que vivir aburrido.
-El aburrimiento es una sensación de soledad porque no hay dinero para salir a gastar.
-El aburrimiento begins when we had to do something and do not begin to do the same thing.
"Boredom is a defect in the brain.
"Boredom is the vacation of continuous thought.
-Boredom is free time. Boredom
-CREE one day I found it boring ... (GOD)
-Boredom is the feeling always the same thing before anything knowing that there is something else.
-Boredom is the direct path toward obesity. (What gande truth!)
-Boredom is the fun of thinking, because he thinks most of the time on the things you could do at that time.
-bore is one who writes about it ...
-Boredom is the ultimate expression of indifference.
-Boredom is the manifestation of excessive free time and little motivation to fill it.
-Boredom motivates to do nothing.
"Boredom is being sick and tired of knowing you are doing something completely different to what it longs to do when you have absolutely no impediment to self-censorship.
"Boredom is given to know that everybody is having fun except you.
-Boredom is the beginning of a great adventure.
"Boredom is a desire to do many things and do nothing, watching others enjoy it.
-Boredom is the sexual fantasy of my neurons.
"Boredom is good for nothing, but that to lose time.
"Boredom is a rainy afternoon with a boyfriend addicted to the Play Station. (Obviously this woman knows the boredom ...)
-Boredom: the cry of the soul for a bit of passion.
"The people who can not get bored and wasting time by themselves, are the scourge of the working people, victims of their importunity.
-The most boring of boredom is not is another thing you do.

If you want to know the definition of boredom one must do what I do: read it in the dictionary, or finish reading the nonsense I'm writing, because then write the definition: Action and effect of boring. (We have in the SAR Currao ...). While
that boredom is boring and looks like a shit ... but, basically, boredom is good because if there were any would be fun, and would be bored of fun, so we would spend all day trying to find another form of entertainment better, and that if it would be hard ...
Well, I'm already bored of writing, and I know for a fact that I have bored to read this post and 90% have not reached this part, but hey, I hope that is not the only one who gets bored, and someone tell me what you think about the subject ...
PD: It is obvious that all that I want to study, but it bores me even more! That is not a solution to end with boredom! (Although I could really, really ...) Anyway, I bore you with the post, but there is. Fuck!