OH, WHITE CHRISTMAS!
sure you all have ever heard that phrase so absurd ... White Christmas? Not by the snow, no? For 24 years I have not been able to see it ever ...
Christmas is full of absurd topics and popular ditties called carols and not come to say anything, but everyone knows them! Because they tell me what the hell does it mean to "walk, walk, walk, breaks loose, walk walk walk at night is good." What depth. What style. How nice! to vomit!
What about the Christmas carols in English? DASHING THROW THE SNOW, ON A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ,(...) OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE-HORSE OPEN SLEIGH ", YEAH! JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ...
Or the "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR! GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING, TO YOU AND YOUR KIN, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!
NOW BRING U.S. A figgy pudding, NOW BRING U.S. A FIGGE .. yaaaaa! JODEER! That things ... Changing
third, I must say that fortunately did not have in Spain that americanoide tradition of children while waiting for the bonus carolers at your door ... I'm sure I, or guy out there I would disfrazao pa caroling. I had been waiting for stalking the sanctimonious those behind a tree (or him) (poor tree) for throwing candy at the discretion (because my father had left me plomillos shotgun). The truth is that a boy, and did not want Christmas or anything. At best, Navidul. I had many rooted feeling that Christmas has just come with old age because with age you see things differently ...
The truth is that now, things are very different. I could not conceive of a free Christmas dinner at my grandmother or an old night without my parents. Neither I am thinking in those nights out. The People ask me "what are you doing New Year's Eve?" and I say "dinner and eat the grapes." And it's not enough, because everything I eat supper in that time is a hard physical effort that requires great concentration and, above all, a stomach capable of swelling to 20 times with respect to its size ...
And is that at Christmas we eat as if we waited awards for breaking records ... It notes that there are views to appear in a swimsuit in public, but then come the trouble, the more apretao bikinis that screws on a submarine, the cowboy who does not fit ... and suffocate before summer! If you can not leave them alone! Luckily these things do not bother me because Once you reach the limits that I drive, 4 kilos more or less even notice them. So you know, if you will not have to worry for your physical as the dates of the mess, or eat like pigs or guard, and leave the Mantecao and nougat professionals to unhealthy food.
one thing I have come to mind ... When do we believe we are at Christmas? "On 25 December? Well I have it clear mu. For me, Christmas begins on the first day I see the bald announcement that lottery blowing dandruff or something like that, with the tune that typical snow around ... Oh, I get the WHITE CHRISTMAS! And we know what to expect ... Family head by eating pa Mantecao that buy their children (20 euros, when the mercadona by 5 you get 30 kilos) because they travel to the Bar Pepe course in Chipiona.
Another thing ahead is a haven of ads cava (champagne the ehtrahero pa) with celebrities and aunts with gold mesh ... precious, we go ... and manes Barbies and action (action not men, that the British pa), with one thing in common ... all placed under "MAS DE 30 EUROS. Joe gifts. I, as I have a hard, never po do not buy gifts, and why I book. But I do not book to go with the family to see the children ... will canvas the dough roll that you have to leave something you all night assembling strips of kings, which is brought no batteries and the child / girl / chimp just enjoy the day, and just split into pieces (not necessarily the original pieces, but parts or aggregations of them) throughout the house and those who end up with tropazando your winter shoes, which incidentally, are much softer underneath that summer flip-flops, which makes the pain of the foot is much more intense. Why sandals / slippers are just wimps? Do they give more heat, right? Po not, because in summer you have a stiff-soled sandals that does nothing more than Sudarto foot. I said. Christmas
also change the television program ... We will see the speech King, see reruns New Year's Eve from centuries ago, to Tuesday and thirteen (yes right!) and such classic films as required for any decent film library, including "Mary Poppins" or "Robocop", I do not know why the need to take at Christmas (although the year passes not thrown, but I saw them years to the boy)
what the purposes for the year ahead? "This year I put on a diet", "This year I finish the race," This year I will work harder, "the ass of you kneel" (same) ... I do not know if anyone ever really fulfilled the purposes for the new year, but he said it would be interesting. To him into the Guinness records, come on.
Another thing I just fall ... Why NOEL is called "Dad" if you have children and is a fag? For this course it is, because if it were not, do not call Santa Claus, would San Claus. Indeed, in many places they call Santa to dry. Hale, there ... If I am called "Santa Josan" I would take her put gifts .. his mother, now, and presumably he takes them, sneaking down the chimney ... (Po in my house is "habiao "...) That's because it sarasa, come on, who slips the clutch, pull, talcum powder for entreteto! (Uff, the demon possessed me chanante). So that, to see if I can report the true Mama Noel name (or San Claus), or are they two different people? I'll keep researching and see if just a myth for many years (as Marilyn Monroe or more).
Anyway, Christmas is a special time of year that brings us all fond memories of times and that makes us a bit more sociable and affectionate, we return to see family and friends can not see practically since the previous Christmas , remember to people who are no longer with you, rest of the reviews of December (and which can be prepared for February ...), some read comics and watch anime, and fatter, but it's a small price to pay for the happiness of those moments that only Christmas can bring. Like Christmas in truth, be that as I get older. I want to see my family, and that we getting together for many years even if only at this time ... The pity is that we do not remember many the rest of the year, and I think that it should not be so, but ...
Well, I wish you happy holidays to all, and do not empachéis with nougat, the sugared almonds or polvorones, which rhymes with Constantinople. See you soon!
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