Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Defrost Sausage Microwave

Curse: round 2, FIGHT! The tablet

Well, I know who have read my previous post about the curse shower, and this letter is for those who have done this, because I have to confess that the curse is back and this time, come prepared end my life!
This is my story (now you imagine John and Medium (for 2) pricked hearing me):
I arrived last night with a tired plot more than considerable, and not because of the study, that my hobby so I have enganchao as a Somali dog tick, rather it is due to my superhuman effort in the gym, the place of people to whom I joined 2 months ago and kept my money in addition to fifteen of my precious kilos (especially by the aforementioned dog Somali) (And happy place that would yield another fifteen of those precious kilos, and sorry for the Somali and dog tick).
Well, that, as I was saying, the fact is that I get ready to shower with warm water when I learned that the jug again is not working. How could it not work? But if it is new green wheat er! Yes, ma'am, just as I suspected, her husband has quit smoking.
try again and again turns on, and many Joio is limited to bursts of sparks me, the kind of "yes, I know I'm kidding, but that's life, kid" ... and seeing no way my father going to see what the hell happens. You eat a turd as big as mine. And everyone had duchao as well ...
Well then, the solution was clear: I get the new tank to the old house, which forced me to write the previous post about the curse of the shower, where I let go of the filth that surrounded me as ... (Censored, we Borderías leaves telecinco pa) (in the ass you squeezed).
How beautiful life, I have the bottle to p'arriba raining and with no pa things to make 2 trips, and I go thinking that the old thermo was feeling like shit and not lit or the 3 .. .
I get up, put the bottle y. .. voilà, the heat is turned to the first! I could not believe! As I could not believe that the work of urbanization had reventao pipes, so in the old house has no water. NO WATER OR BEER OR SOFT DRINK OR NOTHING AT ALL!
I leave the house (not without sinking the iron gate with a straight left) to the pabaji Coza and again, to wallow in misery ...
I tell it to my never properly weighted by Mesenger Herpes, and throw the kitchen pa pa heated a pan of water, a task that takes more time than I imagined ...
Anyway, I have to resign, period. But Cohon has something that I was going to live where he lived still haunts me in the new house! Joo!
PD: the plumber came to fix the heat this afternoon, and as she opened the hot water tap ... yes, it was obvious, and the guy went on and touched it. Vicissitudes of life ...
At least today I duchao well. But tomorrow ...
to another !!!!!!

Sunday, October 1, 2006

Walkthrough For Electric Box Level 19



Because I do not waste enough time now dao me the itch to get into the school newspaper. I say I am the Director, although I have not in any lao firmao or anything nor have I seen written in the book, but hey, it's what you get.
My intention is to remove one or two weeks before the farce, to "advertise" that the new wave that has just come find out and come before you decide to go a couple of days before his people ... Yes, with the new wave I'm talking about the new batch of girls who are entering college, entering stomping (although my hormones may be clouding my vision a bit) ...
The fact is that I want some little article (mmmhh, assholes ...) of this thing and abandoned my blog. For this I ask you to tell me which of my "posts" I liked the most. I would stick with the first, Halloween, so that it will come shortly after Halloween, but some people tell me that others are better (or less bad and / or bored) ... So if people tell me what I put here, the one with the most votes is elected.
I would also like to put some of Manolo , but I need your permission ... Will you let me, oh, I never properly weighted Manolito, to publish in one of your great tablet at the same time hilarious "posts" bloggers? Any addition to the horoscopes, that yes it would fixed ...
Well, it was just that, ask your opinion on what is the post that you liked most of mine, and also tell you that if you have something to say, you have interesting ideas or if you look forward to your posts something, either a drawing or a series of jokes, send an email to elcomprimido@hotmail.com
Anyway, that was it for now. To see when I get to write here that I have abandonaíto, Oh my tiny little crappy blog!

PS: I got a little game ships, I do not know if it will play, but we ... I'm trying to renew the bloggggg, and right now I'll get to put a hit counter! And then, to dominate the world! BWAHAHAHAHA!